Warning: surgery can turn you into a Batman villain
November 15, 2008 at 10:38 pm 2 comments
IN THE NEWS – Some people who received wrinkle- fillers suffered “serious and unexpected” side effects such as the inability to control facial muscles, disfigurement and rare life-threatening allergic reactions, U.S. regulators said. There were 930 reports of side effects of all types from January 2003 to Sept. 20 of this year for products made by various companies, according to a Food and Drug Administration staff review posted Nov. 14 on the agency’s Web site. The reports came from the U.S. and elsewhere.
Commentary: When they say “elsewhere,” they mean The Society of Actresses Who Now Look Like The Joker.
The Joker
Kate Jackson
Madonna
Meg Ryan
Entry filed under: Short comments on the news. Tags: cosmetic surgery, Kate Jackson, Madonna, Meg Ryan.
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Lane in Iowa | November 20, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Madonna looks like crap. A-Rod probably kept her up all night! I guess that red-string around her wrist doesn’t help keep her from aging.
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Sune | March 21, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I think you mean ‘villain’?