Memo to men: YOU AREN’T FOOLING ANYONE!!!! SHAVE YOUR FRIGGIN’ HEAD!

BTW: I love this shot. This was teen idol Leif Garrett, apparently, when he was the opening act for Dr. Seuss. What is he? The friggin’ Cat In The Hat.

Screw Leif Garrett. He was a teen pop sensation who had 15 minutes of fame in the 1970s and then has stuck to that like a booger on a finger. No problem with that. Celebrity is hard to give up and there are many still out there who like him. Milk the teets on that cash cow ’til there ain’t no more.
My problem?
It’s not his 2006 arrest on drug charges. Hell, if I was making $10,000 a night at age 17 and found myself working the Wyandotte County Fair 20 years later, drugs would be a part of my daily regiment.
But Garrett has reverted back a generation to the “comb over” to address hair loss.
Dude, you are wearing a friggin’ skull cap with a suit and tie. WTF? You think that is fashionable?
It’s pathetic.
You lost you hair. Deal with it.
The post-Baby Boomer crowd realized the comb over (AKA – the “swirl”; it’s when the hair is swirled over the top of the head until it looks like a pile of dog shit) was just stupid.
We looked to Bruce Willis for the answer – the white man shaven head.